Screen Time Roast
SCREEN TIME
ROAST
FOCUS
PRODUCTIVITY
NO DISTRACTIONS
STAY ON TASK
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STOP CHECKING YOUR PHONE — WE'RE WATCHING

AI-powered webcam monitoring that roasts you when you pick up your phone. Get focused, stay productive.

100% Undetectable
Instant Results
100% Private
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AI Detection Active

Phone detection ready

No signup required • Free to try • Takes 30 seconds

Your Roasts Will Appear Here

"Seriously? Your phone AGAIN? This is the 5th time in 10 minutes. Are you allergic to productivity?"

Just now

"Oh look, your phone is more interesting than your work. Shocking. Absolutely shocking. 🙄"

2 minutes ago

"Your future self is facepalming right now. Hard."

5 minutes ago

🔥 2,847 people caught checking their phone today

Simple as 1-2-3

HOW IT WORKS

Three simple steps to transform your phone addiction into productivity fuel

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STEP 01

ALLOW CAMERA

Grant webcam access. Everything runs locally in your browser - no uploads, 100% private.

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STEP 02

START WORKING

Focus on your work. Our AI monitors for any phone in your hands using real-time detection.

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STEP 03

GET ROASTED

Pick up your phone? Get hilariously called out by AI-generated roasts. Shame yourself into focus.

Privacy First, Always

Your webcam never uploads footage. All detection runs locally in your browser using TensorFlow.js and MediaPipe. Zero data leaves your device. You're in complete control.

Don't Just Take Our Word

WHAT PEOPLE SAY

Join thousands of people who've transformed their phone addiction into productivity

10,000+

Active Users

150K+

Roasts Delivered

4.9/5

Average Rating

👩‍💻

Sarah Chen

Software Engineer

"This app is brutally honest and I love it. Got roasted 8 times on my first day. Haven't touched my phone during work since."

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Marcus Johnson

Graphic Designer

"The AI roasts are SAVAGE but effective. Increased my focus time by 300%. Worth every penny."

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Emily Rodriguez

Content Creator

"I was spending 6+ hours daily on my phone. This shame-based productivity actually works. Down to 2 hours!"

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David Kim

Entrepreneur

"The leaderboard feature makes it competitive. Me and my co-founder are racing for the longest streak. Game changer!"

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Alex Thompson

Student

"Studying for finals and this saved me. The roasts are hilarious but they genuinely keep me accountable."

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Jessica Park

Product Manager

"Finally, an app that understands my generation. We need shame and humor, not boring productivity tips."

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Going Viral on TikTok

Watch real reactions of people getting roasted by their webcam. Search #ScreenTimeRoast on TikTok to see why everyone's talking about us.

Simple Pricing

CHOOSE YOUR PLAN

Monthly

Annual (Save 20%)

Free

$0

Perfect for trying out the roast experience

3 roasts per day

Real-time phone detection

Session timer (current only)

Daily streak tracker

Unlimited roasts

Advanced analytics

Roast customization

Leaderboard access

Session history

Export data

MOST POPULAR

Pro

$9.99

/month

For serious focus warriors who want it all

Unlimited roasts

Real-time phone detection

Advanced analytics & charts

Full session history

Roast style customization

Leaderboard & challenges

Export productivity data

Audio roasts (TTS)

Custom detection sensitivity

Priority support

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